What happens when the worlds of Hip Hop, Jimmy Kimmel Live, and a mild obsession with “Grey’s Anatomy” collide? A hilarious investigation into private matters!
This week, rap titans — Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, and Eminem — traded their mics for stethoscopes, diving into a high-stakes mission; saving Jimmy’s life.
In the surgery parody, which aired on Tuesday (March 19), on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the popular late-night-talk-show host is rushed to the emergency room where he’s met by Dr. Dre. who attempts to assess his injuries. “What seems to be the problem?” he asks a nurse, to which she responds, “I’ve never seen something like this before.”
Pulling back the sheet, The Doctor discovers Kimmel’s small member. “What the fuck is this?” he exclaims. “This man has no penis.”
The bold assertion was enough to wake Kimmel from his slumber. “I have a penis!” he declared in his defense.
Dre’s response was swift and firm: “Not according to what I’m looking at.”
Dre then enlisted the help of another doctor, Dr. Broadus, aka Snoop Dogg. “I can’t see shit,” said Snoop bluntly, as he attempted to locate Kimmel’s penis with a magnifying glass, to no avail.
Dre realized they needed a specialist, so he called in Dr. Jackson, better known as 50 Cent, who came equipped with a large telescope. With guidance from Snoop and 50 Cent, Dre used the telescope to perform the procedure, eventually finding a small pink object (a “piece of bubblegum”).
However, it was revealed that the surgery was unnecessary as Kimmel had actually come in for a colonoscopy. Despite Kimmel’s confusion, Snoop reassured him and joked about the next episode.
Earlier this week, the N.W.A. MC was immortalized on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
The celebrated Gangsta Rap pioneer, renowned for his contributions to music with hits like “Next Episode,” “Still Dre,” and “Gin and Juice,” was honored during a ceremony attended by his longtime friend Snoop, former Interscope executive Jimmy Iovine, and other industry figures, commemorating Dre’s lasting impact.
Other guests included radio personality Big Boi, Kurupt, and Dre’s children.