Nick Cannon Says He Got His Balls ‘Insured’ For $10M

Nick Cannon speaks during the 2024 Black Enterprise Disruptor Summit at Southern Exchange Ballrooms on May 17, 2024 in Atlanta, Georgia.
ATLANTA, GEORGIA – MAY 17: Nick Cannon speaks during the 2024 Black Enterprise Disruptor Summit at Southern Exchange Ballrooms on May 17, 2024 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Carol Lee Rose/Getty Images)

Nick Cannon, father of 12, jokingly suggests that he got his testicles insured for $10M.

The media mogul shared that he now has an insurance policy valued at $10 million on his “golden gonads” which Cannon is calling the “Most Valuable Balls.”

While promoting the soap brand Dr. Squatch, Cannon says, “shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve. “Hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling! Don’t go another day without protecting and caring for your most valuable assets with Ball-to-Ball Coverage through Dr. Squatch’s new Ball Care products.”

The soap promotion jokes that those who use Dr. Squatch’s new Ball Care line is receiving the “insurance” that their private area is well protected.

“Below-the-belt hygiene is somewhat of a taboo topic for guys, so taking out this insurance policy on Nick’s balls is our way of creating a conversation around how important it is to take good care of your privates,” explained Dr. Squatch’s VP of marketing, John Ludeke. “If we can use our signature humor to get guys to feel more confident about down-there grooming, we’re successfully empowering them to live happier and healthier lives – and that’s our number one goal at Dr. Squatch.”

When it comes to having more children- Nick says, “haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids.”